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(HT:  tissyanne)  The following allegedly appeared in the singles ads of the Atlanta Journal. (I say allegedly only because I have not the time or inclination to verify this…that is not germane to the humor involved.)

Be forewarned:  set down any beverages before continuing…NOW!

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SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I’m a very good girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding with you in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying next to you by the fire.Candlelight dinners will have me practically eating out of your hand. I’ll be  waiting at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me….

Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Annie, I’ll be waiting…..

 

The response is below the fold…

 

Over 150 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society.

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  1. pepperhawk
    20 Oct 2011 at 1:12 AM
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    Interface,

    This is one of the funniest ads I have ever seen. What attracted my attention so much is that about 6 years ago a good woman friend of mine and I were on the phone reading the ads “Men wanting Women” for laughs. And boy did we laugh, almost to the point of hysteria.
    Almost every ad read like this exactly with perhaps a few different points.
    “Very warm and loving man, loves candlelight dinners, romantic evenings walking in the snow, riding sleighs during the holidays, quiet nights by the fireplace, likes to camp, fish, hunt, go to movies and plays and other cultural events, seeks young, blonde woman between the ages of 20 and 22. She must be very slim and work out every day. She must be chic, have a nice car, own her own home, have a good job, pay her own bills, and be interested in sharing my activities. She must be 5’2” and weigh between 80 and 100 lbs. Those who are over this amount please do not apply. The lady I seek will share wonderful evenings with me that she will never forget. She must also have “long blonde hair styled in a seductive manner by a professional hair dresser.
    If you meet these wonderful qualities please call me at 555-5555.

    Kathy, my friend and I laughed ourselves sick for so long we could not even speak or breath practically because the exact same conclusion we both had come to by ourselves and then shared was that any woman who met those qualifications would never have to be reading the Singles columns to get a date. She would be too busy with the men she met everywhere she went she would never have the time to read any of these guys’ ads.

    Like I said we laughed and laughed so hard that night and it was one of our most fun nights on our all nighter phone calls.

    And btw, that dog is sooooooooo cute and adorable. I am such a sap for faces like that I’d have a hard time turning down that date.

  2. thedrpete
    20 Oct 2011 at 10:29 AM
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    Golly, that’s funny.

  3. The Interface
    20 Oct 2011 at 3:43 PM
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    Well like the Good Book says (Proverbs 17:22), laughter is the best medicine!

    And yeah, that little girl sho’ nuff is cute!

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