Single Black Female…
(HT: tissyanne) The following allegedly appeared in the singles ads of the Atlanta Journal. (I say allegedly only because I have not the time or inclination to verify this…that is not germane to the humor involved.)
Be forewarned: set down any beverages before continuing…NOW!
SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I’m a very good girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding with you in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying next to you by the fire.Candlelight dinners will have me practically eating out of your hand. I’ll be waiting at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me….
Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Annie, I’ll be waiting…..
The response is below the fold…
Over 150 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society.