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The Doctors

Courtesy of Patriot Post, of course:

A Japanese doctor said, “Medicine in my country is so advanced that we took the kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.”

A German doctor said, “That’s nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.”

A British doctor said, “In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half of a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.”

A Chicago doctor, not to be outdone said, “You guys are way behind. We took a man with no brains out of Chicago, put him in the White House, and now half the country is looking for work.”

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  1. Sgt Relic
    6 Jul 2010 at 8:49 AM

    Under the heading of big thinkers, I came across this comment to a UK “study” which, like most “studies”, turned out to be nothing more than eye-wash for the terminally lazy. It suggested that evolution played a role in their conclusions which led to the usual battle.

    This from Ben in Ottawa:

    “Regret will not even begin to describe your feelings as you discover there’s no God or afterlife, and wasted your entire life going to Church and being a pompous [posterior region] for no reason.”

    It seems obvious that a new “study” should examine the disappearance of logic in Canada! Possibly relating it to Globull Warming.

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